Hey look, it is a zombie fight! It didn’t go so well at first. But then we get to fight some normal (?) humans! And everyone knows Jace can take out normal (?) humans, right? Right?
I’m playing Duels again! I’m finally delving into the Shadows that are currently hanging Over Innistrad. You know, now that the Eldritch Moon update dropped I should probably get it done. We’re following Jace as he faces off against werewolves and then vampires. Let’s hope next time it’s zombies!
We’ve fooled around long enough. It’s time to do the super awesome final boss fight! This one comes with free planeswalkers, a full set of Oaths, and an equally cheatyface opponent. It’s really awesome, I hope they keep doing stuff like this for the story fights.
Hey look, I didn’t forget about Duels! I’m so excited for it that I’m all decked out in my old-school MTG gear!
After our brief stint as the bad guy, now we get to set the bad guy on fire! Yay! Then it’s time to actually form The Gatewatch and work together like we’re the Super Friends or something! Yay!
Also, thighs. That is all.
It’s time to start the Oath of the Gatewatch story! We begin by running like hell away from a SECOND Eldrazi Titan, Kozilek. That’s always fun. But that’s not even the bad part!
Then we get to take the role of Demon Galactus! Oh…I mean Kool-Aid Man! No wait, that’s not right either. We get to be Ob Nixilis and take some hatred out on Nissa with his mono-black sacrificial deck! I love it!