Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: That Which Was Taken, Chains of Mephistopheles, Lightning Cloud, and Inkfathom Witch!
Abbott and Costello eventually followed up their smash hit “Who’s on First” with the much less well-regarded “That Which Was Taken at Quarterback.”
“Git yer butt down to Crazy Lucifer’s Discount Chain Supply! We got yer big chains, we got yer small chains, we got chains flying out our nostrils! Our competition would have to make a deal with the Devil to beat our prices. Yeeeeeeeeehaw!”
“Oh, hey there sis, you’re just in tim… wait, just a cloud, never mind. Weird, it looks so much like her.” –Kozilek
“Look, as a professional tattoo artist, I feel it’s my duty to inform you that inking your mother’s name right above your butt isn’t nearly as sweet as you seem to think it is.”
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