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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Wicked Witch of the WotC

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Primoc Escapee, Rip-Clan Crasher, Carnivorous Plant, and Bojuka Brigand!

 

tumblr_nm1p3qTt3a1tjp4ulo1_400Primoc Escapee:

“Talking lions, check. Scarecrows, check. Tin, er, brass men, check. Well, people, once we release this flying monkey, we can finally reveal that we’re officially changing our name to Wizards of the Coast of Oz.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Rip-Clan Crasher:

… And so help you, if you breathe a word about her secret volunteer work knitting sweaters for rescue dogs, she will fight you so fast it’ll make your head spin.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

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Carnivorous Plant:

“… but enough about your mom, let’s talk about the plant.” –Vervamon the Sick Burner


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bojuka Brigand:

“… Now that you mention it, though, I do also DJ bar at bat mitzvahs. I can rap in Hebrew, but there’s an extra charge if you want it freestyle.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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