Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Diabolic Tutor, Fugitive Wizard, Muraganda Petroglyphs, and Balduvian Barbarians!
“By the way, that haircut makes you look like a doofus,” the skeleton whispered.
“Just keep smiling,” Ralph told himself. “Don’t… don’t ever let them see you cry.”
Her only crime was hiding the true extent of her powers… Also, hiding the bodies of all those people she murdered.
“I postulate that this figure in the center represents an exasperated L1 judge trying to clarify what ‘no abilities’ means to a bunch of whiny players at an FNM.”
To a place name with a different clime,
We list various hackneyed activities,
‘Til we stumble into a rhyme.”
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff