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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – The Whispering Skeleton Trilogy

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Diabolic Tutor, Fugitive Wizard, Muraganda Petroglyphs, and Balduvian Barbarians!


Diabolic TutorDiabolic Tutor:

“By the way, that haircut makes you look like a doofus,” the skeleton whispered.
“Just keep smiling,” Ralph told himself. “Don’t… don’t ever let them see you cry.”

[There were also two alternate Rejected Flavor Texts for Diabolic Tutor, here and here!]









Fugitive Wizard

Fugitive Wizard:

Her only crime was hiding the true extent of her powers… Also, hiding the bodies of all those people she murdered.










Muraganda Petroglyphs

Muraganda Petroglyphs:

“I postulate that this figure in the center represents an exasperated L1 judge trying to clarify what ‘no abilities’ means to a bunch of whiny players at an FNM.”










Balduvian Barbarians

Balduvian Barbarians:

“From the topography of a place name,
To a place name with a different clime,
We list various hackneyed activities,
‘Til we stumble into a rhyme.”










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