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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Waste-Water Type Pokémon

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Golgari Guildgate, Greater Werewolf, Think Twice, and Nettletooth Djinn!

 

Golgari GuildgateGolgari Guildgate:

… But keep out, those who are just here for our Poke Stop. Pokémon are for dues-paying guild members only!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Greater Werewolf

Greater Werewolf:

“Hmm. Actually, this one already looks fine to me.” –Emrakul

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Think Twice

Think Twice:

Think twice. Measure once. Cut thrice. Go back to the store for more string once.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nettletooth Djinn

Nettletooth Djinn:

“I mean, obviously its bites were what did most of the killing, but nothing was quite as damaging to our morale as the creepy pedo-looks it gave us from the brush.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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