Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Golgari Guildgate, Greater Werewolf, Think Twice, and Nettletooth Djinn!
… But keep out, those who are just here for our Poke Stop. Pokémon are for dues-paying guild members only!
“Hmm. Actually, this one already looks fine to me.” –Emrakul
Think twice. Measure once. Cut thrice. Go back to the store for more string once.
“I mean, obviously its bites were what did most of the killing, but nothing was quite as damaging to our morale as the creepy pedo-looks it gave us from the brush.”
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff