Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
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Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Vorel of the Hull Clade, Rune of Protection: Artifacts, Psychic Purge, and Goblin Arsonist!
“I… I’m feeling so betrayed right now. Vorel always claimed that he loved my burnt meat scraps.” -Wrallpak, Gruul cook
“I’m sorry, Clock, but this can’t go on any longer. My husband is getting suspicious. He must never find out about… us.”
Among adolescent wizards, a popular urban legend states that if you try to hold back a sneeze in the middle of casting a spell, your aura will fly out of your butt.
The trick to professional arson is making it look like an accident. This makes it an ideal career path for goblins as they are hard-pressed to do anything except on accident.
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