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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Vorel’s Throwing Some Hull Shade

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

With a new logo for the new year!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Vorel of the Hull Clade, Rune of Protection: Artifacts, Psychic Purge, and Goblin Arsonist!

Vorel of the Hull Clade:

“I… I’m feeling so betrayed right now. Vorel always claimed that he loved my burnt meat scraps.” -Wrallpak, Gruul cook










Rune of Protection: Artifacts:

“I’m sorry, Clock, but this can’t go on any longer. My husband is getting suspicious. He must never find out about… us.”









Psychic Purge:

Among adolescent wizards, a popular urban legend states that if you try to hold back a sneeze in the middle of casting a spell, your aura will fly out of your butt.










Goblin Arsonist:

The trick to professional arson is making it look like an accident. This makes it an ideal career path for goblins as they are hard-pressed to do anything except on accident.










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