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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Be Vewy Vewy Quiet

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Shisato, Whispering Hunter, Moonlit Wake, Dust Corona, and Treetop Scout!

Programming Note: Peculiar Flavor is taking a week off, so there will be no Roundup on TheManaPool.com this coming Monday. The following Monday, we will be presenting a special program: Kaz Blart’s Guide to the Multiverse’s Most Luxurious Homes. Be sure to tune in then, or follow along daily at FlavorText.LOL.


Shisato, Whispering HunterShisato, Whispering Hunter:

Shisato’s whispering nature aided greatly in stalking her prey. The same could not be said of her sister, Sumiko, Lacking-an-Indoor-Voice Trapper.











Moonlit Wake

Moonlit Wake:

“Hey guys, bad news: Turns out Rushwood was only glowing because of a massive leak in the nuclear reactor upriver, so yes, all of our lives are truly lost.” –Ya-Coontz, Cho-Arrim Public Health Official










Dust Corona

Dust Corona:

Thanks to their state-of-the-art wind tunnel, the design geniuses over at Boeing soon realized that trolls were not particularly aerodynamic.










Treetop Scout

Treetop Scout:

… though, to be honest, a few of the scouts we asked only did so because they were trying to break the world record for longest game of The Floor is Lava.










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