Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Shisato, Whispering Hunter, Moonlit Wake, Dust Corona, and Treetop Scout!
Programming Note: Peculiar Flavor is taking a week off, so there will be no Roundup on TheManaPool.com this coming Monday. The following Monday, we will be presenting a special program: Kaz Blart’s Guide to the Multiverse’s Most Luxurious Homes. Be sure to tune in then, or follow along daily at FlavorText.LOL.
Shisato’s whispering nature aided greatly in stalking her prey. The same could not be said of her sister, Sumiko, Lacking-an-Indoor-Voice Trapper.
“Hey guys, bad news: Turns out Rushwood was only glowing because of a massive leak in the nuclear reactor upriver, so yes, all of our lives are truly lost.” –Ya-Coontz, Cho-Arrim Public Health Official
Thanks to their state-of-the-art wind tunnel, the design geniuses over at Boeing soon realized that trolls were not particularly aerodynamic.
… though, to be honest, a few of the scouts we asked only did so because they were trying to break the world record for longest game of The Floor is Lava.
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