Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Prime Speaker Zegana, Deicide, Survey the Wreckage, and Field Surgeon!
“Okay, are you ready for my phone number? It’s 73(3×3) – (2+2)5(2-2)(2^3). Yes, I can repeat that. Sorry, I have a neurological condition that only allows me to speak in prime numbers.” –Prime Speaker Zegana
“I’ve got good news, Elspeth: According to the Meletis Supreme Court, deicide isn’t technically a crime since gods aren’t a federally protected species.” –Melio Lokatopolis, attorney-at-law
Three goblins are a party. Two goblins are the entertainment. But beware a single goblin: It’s probably bored and will try to burn your home to the ground.
“Nurse, please hold him down. I need to get this blindfold on so he can’t identify us after we take his wallet.”
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