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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Thrillers, Killers & Sil… errs?

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Natural Affinity, Hired Torturer, and Sand Silos

 

 Natural Affinity:

Strategically, there was no point in the dryads teaching the trees to dance to “Thriller,” but at least the video went viral.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Hired Torturer:

Buffalo Brent’s main challenge was writing a post that would set him apart from all the amateur psychopathic murderers advertising on Craigslist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sand Silos:

It’s not entirely clear which policy was more ill-conceived: storing the national sugar cube reserves in the sand silos, or building said silos during low tide.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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