• Send us an Email!
  • Back to Top

Peculiar Flavor Roundup – I’m Like, Super Metal

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Indestructible Aura, Embargo, Verdigris, and Recoil!

 

Indestructible AuraIndestructible Aura:

“What is this, what are you doing with your hands? I can’t tell if you’re invoking Satan, cheering on a football team, or rocking out to some Black Sabbath.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Embargo

Embargo:

“Listen, friend, I absolutely must get this shipment through. I’m a guacamole importer and today is the Super Bowl; this is basically my Black Friday.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Verdigris

Verdigris:

Hanna rolled the blob around her hand, studying it intently. Had this much snot really been up my nose just now, she wondered.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Recoil

Recoil:

The hospital’s neurologist, dermatologist, and intensivist were at a loss trying to decide whose job it was to fix the patient’s rare Blue Guy Stuck in Forehead Syndrome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is there a card you’d like to see infused with a Peculiar Flavor? Request it!

*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff

This entry was posted in Peculiar Flavor and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

Leave a Reply

Your email will never be published or displayed.

Connect with Facebook

(Required)