Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Indestructible Aura, Embargo, Verdigris, and Recoil!
“What is this, what are you doing with your hands? I can’t tell if you’re invoking Satan, cheering on a football team, or rocking out to some Black Sabbath.”
“Listen, friend, I absolutely must get this shipment through. I’m a guacamole importer and today is the Super Bowl; this is basically my Black Friday.”
Hanna rolled the blob around her hand, studying it intently. Had this much snot really been up my nose just now, she wondered.
The hospital’s neurologist, dermatologist, and intensivist were at a loss trying to decide whose job it was to fix the patient’s rare Blue Guy Stuck in Forehead Syndrome.
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff