Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Sky Diamond, Pyromancer’s Swath, Alchemist’s Vial, and Banshee!
As it turned out, Lucy had so many diamonds up in the sky, she just started chucking them down to anyone that asked.
“You don’t see many swaths in the other magical specialties. That’s why I went into pyromancy: We got all the best swaths.” –Jaya Ballard
Finally, the perfect vessel for those that hate it when their wild cherry Slurpee mixes with their blue raspberry Slurpee.
“Jesper, please don’t try to deny it, we have the video evidence: Your art for Banshee is literally a screen cap from an episode of Scooby Doo.” –WotC Art Director
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff