Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Dakra Mystic, Butcher of Malakir, Equinox, and Invocation of Saint Traft!
In the Merfolk’s version of The Matrix, taking the black pearl makes you realize that you’ve actually been living inside a trading card game this whole time.
Less well known, but equally important to the community were the Baker of Malakir and Candlestick Maker of Malakir.
“Okay, well… that I can’t explain.” –Galileo Galilei
No cathars had ever put their name down on the “creepy shoulder massage” signup sheet, but that didn’t stop Saint Traft from giving them out at every opportunity.
Is there a card you’d like to see infused with a Peculiar Flavor? Request it!
*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff