Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Giant Octopus, Sedge Scorpion, Ancestral Recall, and Cho-Manno’s Blessing!
Well, also Acetone. The only things that flow faster than water are fear and acetone. And methanol. Oh, and benzene. Benzene, methanol, acetone, and fear flow faster than water, but that’s it. Crap, forgot about liquid nitrogen…
Pappaconstantinos the Unremarkable
Seller of baked goods
Father of two
Choked on his tongue laughing at Thakolides’ gravestone inscription
Greg clapped his hands over his ears. “Don’t listen to them,” he told himself. “You aren’t broken, they’re… they’re all just jealous of how powerful you are.”
“Sure, you’ve bought other brands of soap-on-a-rope before, but I ask you: How many have smelled this good?”
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff