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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – I Siege What You Did There

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Siege Mastodon, Geist Trappers, Bone Shaman, and Aerial Formation!


Siege MastodonSiege Mastodon:

“I don’t get it, Ted. We’re bigger. We’ve got better armor… Why is everyone so in love with those damn siege rhinos instead of us?”











Geist Trappers

Geist Trappers:

“Bad news, guys, Columbia Pictures won’t let us use the Ghostbusters brand for the card. So our options are geist trappers, specter eradicators, or banshee disposal technicians.”









Bone Shaman

Bone Shaman:

He’s got incredibly bad form and his ball isn’t exactly regulation, but that’s never stopped him from bowling strikes when it counts.










Aerial Formation

Aerial Formation:

The entire unit tumbled into the sea when one of the new recruits—disobeying direct orders from their general, Wile E. Coyote—accidentally looked down.










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