Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Empress Galina, Tuknir Deathlock, Temporal Adept, and Vebulid!
“I had to unfollow Galina after she became one of those people. You know the type: when every single pic on their Instagram is just a selfie posing with their damn seal puppies.”
“Ugh, I hate when Tuknir brings back ‘authentic’ souvenirs from the Æther. I swear, if he makes me wear one more native Ætheri bone hat, I’m gonna scream.”
“Truth be told, it’s actually a trick question; the truly adept will simply time travel to a future in which they’ve already passed the exam.”
Before the battle, Korakess was told that the beast’s only weak spot was its gonads. Korakess now wished that he had asked a follow-up question.
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