Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
With a new logo for the new year!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Manic Vandal, Moss Diamond, Dramatic Rescue, and Skeleton Scavengers!
Hypothesis: Striking all this glass with a club will break the glass.
Variables: 1) How much of my funding the school is cutting next year; 2) My current blood-alcohol content.
“Um, yes, honey, what an amazing ashtray you’ve made there, I’m… so glad you’re taking this $500 glass-blowing class. Totally worth it. Yep.”
“No, Sklaroo, find your own spear, this one’s mine. Wait, what are you doi—oh my God! Let me down, let me down, let me down!”
“Oh Perry, dear, come look at this shield. Stop me if I’m being an absolute dunce, but wouldn’t this look just darling hanging above our fireplace next to the Ming vase?”
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff