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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – The Scientific Method

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

With a new logo for the new year!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Manic Vandal, Moss Diamond, Dramatic Rescue, and Skeleton Scavengers!

 

Manic Vandal:

Hypothesis: Striking all this glass with a club will break the glass.

Variables: 1) How much of my funding the school is cutting next year; 2) My current blood-alcohol content.

Control:None whatsoever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moss Diamond:

“Um, yes, honey, what an amazing ashtray you’ve made there, I’m… so glad you’re taking this $500 glass-blowing class. Totally worth it. Yep.”

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dramatic Rescue:

“No, Sklaroo, find your own spear, this one’s mine. Wait, what are you doi—oh my God! Let me down, let me down, let me down!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skeleton Scavengers:

“Oh Perry, dear, come look at this shield. Stop me if I’m being an absolute dunce, but wouldn’t this look just darling hanging above our fireplace next to the Ming vase?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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