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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Enough Room for the Titl—

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Ice Cauldron, Liquid Fire, Metrognome, and Emrakul!

 

Ice Cauldron:

The cauldron’s true purpose… dammit, we’re already out of room on the car—

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Liquid Fire:

Spiggin’s friends thought they were just playing an innocent prank. Little did they realize the deadly potential of a sufficiently shaken bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Metrognome:

Metrognome? Yeah, it’s right there on the shelf between my goat-tar pick and tuning orc.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Emrakul, the Aeons Torn:

Not unlike a mullet at rest, Emrakul was business up top and a party down below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff

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