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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Enough Room for the Titl—

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Ice Cauldron, Liquid Fire, Metrognome, and Emrakul!


Ice Cauldron:

The cauldron’s true purpose… dammit, we’re already out of room on the car—










Liquid Fire:

Spiggin’s friends thought they were just playing an innocent prank. Little did they realize the deadly potential of a sufficiently shaken bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red.











Metrognome? Yeah, it’s right there on the shelf between my goat-tar pick and tuning orc.”










Emrakul, the Aeons Torn:

Not unlike a mullet at rest, Emrakul was business up top and a party down below.










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