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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Benalish Emissary, Countersquall, Kamahl, Pit Fighter, and Smokestack!
“Wait, you were using it to write your name in the sand? All right, hand it over, hand it over. I’m not giving this back until you prove to me that you understand how to use a lightsaber responsibly.” –Urza-wan Kenobi
Some scholars believe that an unofficial twenty-fourth “wind” can be identified on frank ‘n beans day down at the Lumengrid cafeteria.
“I didn’t come to play. I came to win.” –That guy at FNM you’re going to hate
At Conglom-O, we’re doing our part to combat global warming by blocking out as much of the sun as we can. Take that, Mother Nature™
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff