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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Remedial Yoga Class

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Cowed by Wisdom, Iroas, God of Victory, Stealer of Secrets, and Tormod’s Crypt!

 

Cowed by WisdomCowed by Wisdom:

For the novice yoga practitioner, “Cowed by Wisdom” is one of the easiest poses to learn, next to “Spanked by Faith” and “Downward-Facing Blob.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Iroas God of Victory

Iroas, God of Victory:

“That Iroas thinks he’s so hot. Well, if you ask me, winning at stuff is completely overrated.” –Petulas, God of Inconclusive Results and Ties

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stealer of Secrets

Stealer of Secrets:

The Simic would experiment on her, if only they knew whether she’d look better with a frog-fish or a goat-monkey for a head. The Gruul would eat her… They’d just eat her.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tormod's Crypt

Tormod’s Crypt:

“Oh, no, those are actually crosshairs; it signifies that he was killed by a sniper rifle.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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