Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Cowed by Wisdom, Iroas, God of Victory, Stealer of Secrets, and Tormod’s Crypt!
For the novice yoga practitioner, “Cowed by Wisdom” is one of the easiest poses to learn, next to “Spanked by Faith” and “Downward-Facing Blob.”
“That Iroas thinks he’s so hot. Well, if you ask me, winning at stuff is completely overrated.” –Petulas, God of Inconclusive Results and Ties
The Simic would experiment on her, if only they knew whether she’d look better with a frog-fish or a goat-monkey for a head. The Gruul would eat her… They’d just eat her.
“Oh, no, those are actually crosshairs; it signifies that he was killed by a sniper rifle.”
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