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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Randomly Selected for Beard Testing

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Brion Stoutarm, Living Airship, Sliver Queen, and Femeref Healer!

 

Brion Stoutarm:

After testing positive for illegal beard-growth hormones, Brion was stripped of the gold medal he won for the Goblin Put at the ‘86 Knollridge Olympics.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Living Airship:

An optional fourth crew member acts as morale officer, cheering up the others by getting blind drunk, dancing jigs, and occasionally puking off the side of the ship.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sliver Queen:

Since the recent constitutional reforms, she no longer has any official duties, but gets invited to a lot of ribbon-cutting ceremonies what with her built-in scissorhands.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Femeref Healer:

“… also, wisdom is my helm, courage is my shoelaces, patience is my all-in-one shampoo-conditioner, and stick-to-itiveness is my… hello? Guys, are you still listening?” -Asmira, Holy Rambler

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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