Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Oath of Lieges, Wind Drake, Nettling Curse, and a special bonus Fate Reforged spoiler!
“All right then, we’re agreed: The first king whose army retreats has to add a Hello Kitty to his coat of arms.”
“But high she gets through joint and bong,
Spends stoned the day away,
Where nothing soberly comes along,
Save parents’ ire and dismay.”
-Not Thomas Moore
“Dude, like, what if I grew wings?”
“ ‘Kay, I’m digging ‘prod,’ but ‘poke’ is so… mid 2000’s. I think ‘punk’ would engage the community more.” -@RockDoseHips, Rakdos social media mage
“I’m not saying it’s our most holy relic, but it’s certainly the most practical. You see, it only glows in the presence of head lice.” -Perochah, High Barber of the Abzan
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff