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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Rally ‘Round the Kitty, Men!

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Oath of Lieges, Wind Drake, Nettling Curse, and a special bonus Fate Reforged spoiler!

 

Oath of Lieges:

“All right then, we’re agreed: The first king whose army retreats has to add a Hello Kitty to his coat of arms.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wind Drake:

“But high she gets through joint and bong,

Spends stoned the day away,

Where nothing soberly comes along,

Save parents’ ire and dismay.”

-Not Thomas Moore

“Dude, like, what if I grew wings?”


 

 

 

 

Nettling Curse:

Kay, I’m digging ‘prod,’ but ‘poke’ is so… mid 2000’s. I think ‘punk’ would engage the community more.” -@RockDoseHips, Rakdos social media mage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bonus Fate Reforged Spoiler!

Honor’s Reward:

“I’m not saying it’s our most holy relic, but it’s certainly the most practical. You see, it only glows in the presence of head lice.” -Perochah, High Barber of the Abzan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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