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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Rally ‘Round the Kitty, Men!

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Oath of Lieges, Wind Drake, Nettling Curse, and a special bonus Fate Reforged spoiler!

 

Oath of Lieges:

“All right then, we’re agreed: The first king whose army retreats has to add a Hello Kitty to his coat of arms.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wind Drake:

“But high she gets through joint and bong,

Spends stoned the day away,

Where nothing soberly comes along,

Save parents’ ire and dismay.”

-Not Thomas Moore

“Dude, like, what if I grew wings?”


 

 

 

 

Nettling Curse:

Kay, I’m digging ‘prod,’ but ‘poke’ is so… mid 2000’s. I think ‘punk’ would engage the community more.” -@RockDoseHips, Rakdos social media mage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bonus Fate Reforged Spoiler!

Honor’s Reward:

“I’m not saying it’s our most holy relic, but it’s certainly the most practical. You see, it only glows in the presence of head lice.” -Perochah, High Barber of the Abzan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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