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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Rainbow Genesis Evangelion

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Lady Evangela, Lose Hope, Moss Monster, and Nightmarish End!

 

Lady EvangelaLady Evangela:

“… But these days, milady doesn’t give a crap for anything less than a double rainbow.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lose Hope

Lose Hope:

After The Phantom Menace, Gurkesh was willing to chalk it up to impossibly high expectations. But by the time Attack of the Clones came out, he could keep up the pretense no longer.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moss Monster

Moss Monster:

“Hey, Edward Scissorhands, just stick to cutting the hedges into rectangles next time. Who is this even supposed to be? Danny DeVito?”


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Nightmarish End:

“My, Granny, what no eyes you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“All the better to terrorize your dreams,” replied Ashiok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 Comments

  1. Brandon
    June 10, 2015 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    Proof ashiok is a woman. The dress in nightmarish end.

    • June 10, 2015 at 12:45 am | Permalink

      Eh, maybe. Then again, Ashiok might just be rocking a Kanye West skirt.

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