Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Lady Evangela, Lose Hope, Moss Monster, and Nightmarish End!
“… But these days, milady doesn’t give a crap for anything less than a double rainbow.”
After The Phantom Menace, Gurkesh was willing to chalk it up to impossibly high expectations. But by the time Attack of the Clones came out, he could keep up the pretense no longer.
“Hey, Edward Scissorhands, just stick to cutting the hedges into rectangles next time. Who is this even supposed to be? Danny DeVito?”
“My, Granny, what no eyes you have,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“All the better to terrorize your dreams,” replied Ashiok.
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