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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – “Protection” from Vampires

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Midnight Duelist, Razing Snidd, Bad Moon, and a special Eldritch Moon spoiler card!

 

Midnight DuelistMidnight Duelist:

In his maniacal quest to defeat the vampires, he devised the ultimate defense: Deprive them of their food source by removing the blood from every villager in the town. A third of the population had been wiped out before he was finally subdued and arrested.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Razing Snidd

Razing Snidd:

Fun Fact: The scientist that first discovered the snidd died of a brain aneurysm half-way through telling his assistant what he actually wanted snidds to be called.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bad Moon

Bad Moon:

Actually, only one of the moons depicted above is “bad.” The other’s just misunderstood and comes from a broken home.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Emrakul the Promised End

Special Eldritch Moon Spoiler!

Emrakul, the Promised End:

“Well, this is one promise,” Tamiyo said, putting on her shades, “that’s meant to be broken.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 Comments

  1. June 28, 2016 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    “Well, this is one promise,” Tamiyo said, putting on her shades, “that’s meant to be broken.”

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO *Who music*

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