Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
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On this Roundup: Midnight Duelist, Razing Snidd, Bad Moon, and a special Eldritch Moon spoiler card!
In his maniacal quest to defeat the vampires, he devised the ultimate defense: Deprive them of their food source by removing the blood from every villager in the town. A third of the population had been wiped out before he was finally subdued and arrested.
Fun Fact: The scientist that first discovered the snidd died of a brain aneurysm half-way through telling his assistant what he actually wanted snidds to be called.
Actually, only one of the moons depicted above is “bad.” The other’s just misunderstood and comes from a broken home.
Special Eldritch Moon Spoiler!
“Well, this is one promise,” Tamiyo said, putting on her shades, “that’s meant to be broken.”
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