Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
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On this Roundup: Deathbringer Thoctar, Master of the Wild Hunt, War Horn, and a special Shadows Over Innistrad spoiler!
“Listen, I’d love to invite you over to our potluck dinners more often, but all you ever volunteer to bring is death.”
Much to the consternation of his wolves, the Hunt Master himself was a vegetarian, and mostly sicked his pack on wild carrots and forest fungi.
It has the exact same pitch, timbre, and intensity as the Peace Horn, a fact that has cost many lives over the years.
Special Shadows Over Innistrad Spoilers Rejected Flavor Text!
“Oh, for the love of… Marsha, dial the cops. Those damn kids are in the alleyway again, smoking their doobie pipes, and leaking drugs in our windows.”
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