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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Potato Salad Bringer Thoctar

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

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On this Roundup: Deathbringer Thoctar, Master of the Wild Hunt, War Horn, and a special Shadows Over Innistrad spoiler!

 

Deathbringer ThoctarDeathbringer Thoctar:

“Listen, I’d love to invite you over to our potluck dinners more often, but all you ever volunteer to bring is death.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Master of the Wild Hunt

Master of the Wild Hunt:

Much to the consternation of his wolves, the Hunt Master himself was a vegetarian, and mostly sicked his pack on wild carrots and forest fungi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

War Horn

War Horn:

It has the exact same pitch, timbre, and intensity as the Peace Horn, a fact that has cost many lives over the years.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Insidious Mist

Special Shadows Over Innistrad Spoilers Rejected Flavor Text!

Insidious Mist:

“Oh, for the love of… Marsha, dial the cops. Those damn kids are in the alleyway again, smoking their doobie pipes, and leaking drugs in our windows.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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