Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Exiled Doomsayer, Defense Grid, Lim-Dûl the Necromancer, and Lifted by Clouds!
In truth, the only “doom” he witnessed in this future was M. Night Shyamalan continuing to make movies.
Much like the sci-fi technology upon which it was based, the outpost’s shields would hold as long as it remained powered by a fully-functional Plot Device.
The first order Lim-Dûl gave to his initial batch of undead minions: Slay Kjeldor Prep’s yearbook planning committee for voting him “Sharpest Cheekbones.”
“Strangely enough, nothing about the six-legged, six-eyed, blue, ram monster seemed odd to me until it began drifting into the air on a cloud. That’s when I realized the drugs had probably kicked in.”
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