Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Flash of Insight, Trollhide, Animate Wall, and a special bonus Khans of Tarkir spoiler!
It had taken Fredalar years to prove his friend wrong, but he finally had the evidence: there wasn’t a single dictionary that failed to define the word “gullible.”
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’…
Mill ‘em down, ping ‘em up,
Ramp ‘em up, bounce ‘em out,
Curve ‘em out, tap ‘em down TROLLHIDE!
Telestoo’s shadow puppetry was so inept, sometimes the walls would simply walk out on her in the middle of a performance.
Bonus Khans of Tarkir Spoiler!
It was only then that Sorin had a bitter revelation of his own: Before planeswalking to Tarkir, he had forgotten to schedule his utility bills to auto-pay.
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