Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Pianna, Nomad Captain, Seal of Fire, Engineered Plague, and a special Oath of the Gatewatch spoiler!
… And still others find swords in their leaders, presumably placed there by the enemy. So that’s kind of a bummer.
“Some ‘romancer’ you are; trust me, the whole consuming flesh thing is not as sexy as you seem to think.”
… An epidemiologist later came by to tell us that, technically, it’d take billions of germs to do that. We then proceeded to beat him up, call him a nerd, and stuff him in a locker.
“Okay, that’s the last time I’m letting you shop at the dollar store for party supplies. This is the ugliest damn piñata I’ve ever seen.”
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