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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – You Can Pick Your Nose, and Pick Your Leaders, But…

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Pianna, Nomad Captain, Seal of Fire, Engineered Plague, and a special Oath of the Gatewatch spoiler!

 

Pianna, Nomad CaptainPianna, Nomad Captain:

… And still others find swords in their leaders, presumably placed there by the enemy. So that’s kind of a bummer.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seal of Fire

Seal of Fire:

“Some ‘romancer’ you are; trust me, the whole consuming flesh thing is not as sexy as you seem to think.”

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Engineered Plague

Engineered Plague:

… An epidemiologist later came by to tell us that, technically, it’d take billions of germs to do that. We then proceeded to beat him up, call him a nerd, and stuff him in a locker.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Walker of the Wastes

Walker of the Wastes:

“Okay, that’s the last time I’m letting you shop at the dollar store for party supplies. This is the ugliest damn piñata I’ve ever seen.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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