Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Carnophage, Refocus, Corrosion, and Sunglasses of Urza!
“Mr. O’Phage, I’ve never seen anything quite like it: Your simultaneous over- and under-bites appear to be offsetting themselves, so I don’t think braces will be necessary.” –Dr. Debbel Dangmas, Dangmas Dental Associates
“Yeah, and maybe if you shut your first mouth I wouldn’t have to shut my second ear.”
Crandolf didn’t understand why God would allow so many of his possessions to succumb to rust, especially after he had gotten that priest to bless everything with holy water every day for a month.
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