Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Feedback, Greater Good, Xenic Poltergeist, and a special Shadows Over Innistrad spoiler!
Works much the same way as Wizards of the Coast’s ideal customer feedback system: Submit a comment and take 1 damage to the face.
“So let me get this straight, to you, ‘greater good’ means turning a dude into stone so you have somewhere you plant your rose bushes?”
“I like it, Dan, I mean, nothing says ‘poltergeist’ like a single book being tossed at a wizard by something outside of the frame.” –WotC Art Director
Special Shadows Over Innistrad Spoilers Rejected Flavor Text!
“Vampires? What makes you say that? Those are just regular seven-year-olds from Mr. Olafssen’s class. Looks like Mr. Olafssen may be calling in sick tomorrow…”
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