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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Morale and/or Digestive Problems

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Márton Stromgald, Boseiju, Who Shelters All, Pale Rider of Trostad, and Snake of the Golden Grove!

 

Márton StromgaldMárton Stromgald:

Before Márton, all armies cower at the sight of him atop his mighty steed. Behind Márton, his own army cowers at the stench of his mighty steed’s mighty oatmeal farts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boseiju, Who Shelters All

Boseiju, Who Shelters All:

In what was their greatest victory to date, the Kamigawa civil rights movement successfully challenged tree admissions policies in the landmark Supreme Court case, Umezawa v. Boseiju, Who Shelters Separately but Equally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pale Rider of Trostad

Pale Rider of Trostad:

Deciding that the original video game was neither difficult nor terrifying enough, developers decided to give the Slender Man a horse.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Snake of the Golden Grove

Snake of the Golden Grove:

“I just don’t get it. My cousin over in the Golden Grove is rolling in elk, while I’m lucky to get a sickly muskrat once a week. I can’t imagine what’s keeping all the choice prey away from my neck of the woods…” –Snake of the Tarnished Crapyard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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