Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Village Cannibals, Curiosity, Revered Elder, and Steeling Stance!
“Oh, hey, Bob, sorry to wake you. Uh, we were… we were all just admiring your beautiful duvet.”
Crovax actually did notice Mirri, but in his arrogance, just figured she was checking out his butt. All those squats and lunges at the gym were finally paying off.
“I don’t understand why we defer to her ‘wisdom’ so often. Remember that time she got her entire body stuck in the knothole of a tree?”
“Thank you, thank you, we’ve been the Detainers! We’re also available for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, and weddings. Be sure to tip your servers. Peace out, Schenectady!”
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff