Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Colossus of Akros, Marrow Bats, Mikaeus the Lunarch, and a special bonus Commander 2014 spoiler!
Entrepreneurial Akroans often plaster the Colossus’ crotch with ads for casinos, bars, and brothels, knowing exactly what immature sailors will be gazing at as they pass underneath.
“Ignoring for a moment the aerodynamics of flying with wings full of holes, I want to know how they’re making all this guano without any visible digestive tracts.” -Terence, the Sarcaster
I understand your attachment to this whole candle… deal you’ve got going, but if they keep setting your robes on fire, I won’t be able to justify our out-of-control wardrobe budget to the IRS.” -Denarius, the Accountarch
Bonus Commander 2014 Spoiler!
“… and when she does, she better have my money, or she’ll never see this precious robot head of hers again!”
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