Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Dust to Dust, Trumpet Blast, Seedtime, and Soratami Seer!
“Poets wish they had deez skillz,
Magic fingers rain dolla’ billz.”
–Bixbar Globit, “The Mages’ Rebuttal”
“That’s funny, Zurgo, I think I also hear a bell ringing, hehehe… jackass.” –Sarkhan, under his breath
“Hippos growing wings. Lol, wut?” –Darwin
“Ya, rly. To fight condors.” –Lamarck
… Also, their carnival funhouse mirrors show a third world where everyone’s butts are forty inches wider.
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff