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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Truly a Master of the Written Word

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Dust to Dust, Trumpet Blast, Seedtime, and Soratami Seer!

 

Dust to DustDust to Dust:

“Poets wish they had deez skillz,
Magic fingers rain dolla’ billz.”
–Bixbar Globit, “The Mages’ Rebuttal”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trumpet Blast

Trumpet Blast:

“That’s funny, Zurgo, I think I also hear a bell ringing, hehehe… jackass.” –Sarkhan, under his breath

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seedtime

Seedtime:

“Hippos growing wings. Lol, wut?” –Darwin
“Ya, rly. To fight condors.” –Lamarck

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Soratami Seer

Soratami Seer:

… Also, their carnival funhouse mirrors show a third world where everyone’s butts are forty inches wider.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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