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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Legally Distinct from Other Iron-Clad Men

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Crosis’s Attendant, Ophidian, Skizzik, and Necrite!

Crosis’s Attendant:

“Your honor, as near-canonical, crossover-fanfic timelines clearly show, our character actually predates Tony Stark and Iron Man by thousands of years. Therefore, if anything, the plaintiffs are actually infringing on our copyright.” -Transcript, Marvel Comics v. Wizards of the Coast

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ophidian:

“Beats by Dre has done it again with this comfortable, stylish offering. Put on a pair and you’ll be numb to the rest of the world, literally.” -Amazon review for the Ophidian HD Wireless Headphones

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

Skizzik:

“Don’t panic, Svann, I’m going to try to communicate with it. Hello there! Do you understand English? Give me one lethal dose of electricity for ‘Yes’ and two lethal doses of electricity for ‘No.’ ”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Necrite:

“Drew, we’re a bit… concerned. Instead of submitting a painted piece of artwork for Necrite, you just FedExed us a dinner plate smeared with what appears to be moldy yams and black beans.” -WotC Art Director

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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