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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – KFC’s Darba Double Down

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Darba, Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, Mogg Fanatic, and Puppeteer Clique!

 

DarbaDarba:

The pricing scheme at Kentucky Fried Darba was born out of necessity: A 10-piece bucket of wings went for a dollar, but a single thigh ran upwards of 200 bucks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lazav, Dimir Mastermind

Lazav, Dimir Mastermind:

“So, in Episode VII, Emperor Palpatine’s clone ignites his planeswalker spark and rebuilds the galactic empire on Ravnica… Hey, is, is anybody reading these? I feel like I haven’t heard anything back in months.” –Leaked email from George Lucas to Disney executives


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mogg Fanatic

Mogg Fanatic:

Few realize that bungee jumping was an invention of the goblins. Pity for them that bungee cords were an invention of some other culture.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Puppeteer Clique

Puppeteer Clique:

“I don’t care if they gave you a valid ID, if you see a bunch of clothes being held aloft by a dozen faeries, don’t let them in the club!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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