Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Darba, Lazav, Dimir Mastermind, Mogg Fanatic, and Puppeteer Clique!
The pricing scheme at Kentucky Fried Darba was born out of necessity: A 10-piece bucket of wings went for a dollar, but a single thigh ran upwards of 200 bucks.
“So, in Episode VII, Emperor Palpatine’s clone ignites his planeswalker spark and rebuilds the galactic empire on Ravnica… Hey, is, is anybody reading these? I feel like I haven’t heard anything back in months.” –Leaked email from George Lucas to Disney executives
Few realize that bungee jumping was an invention of the goblins. Pity for them that bungee cords were an invention of some other culture.
“I don’t care if they gave you a valid ID, if you see a bunch of clothes being held aloft by a dozen faeries, don’t let them in the club!”
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