Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Cantivore, Jackal Familiar, Uktabi Drake, and a special bonus Battle for Zendikar spoiler!
“I feel like you aren’t as committed to this relationship as I am. Are you a can’tivore, or just a won’tivore?”
“In that case, I guess my familiar would be a koala bear: I, too, am riddled with chlamydia and sleep 20 hours a day.” –Terence, the Sarcaster
An amazing feat of evolution, the Uktabi Drake can puff up its entire body to ward off predators, as well as its mother whenever she comes by and asks if it’s “getting enough to eat.”
“All right, Ulamog, make a wish and blow. Remember, it won’t come true unless you blow off all the kor’s clothes in one try!”
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