Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick aside this week, I just want to thank everyone who made it possible for Peculiar Flavor to reach 1,000 posts on Tumblr. Here’s to the next 1,000!
On this Roundup: Lightning Elemental, False Demise, Moonlight Geist, and Volcanic Eruption!
“A crash of thunder, a breaking of wind,
He passes his gas with a wink and a grin.”
–Not William Knox, “Fartality”
Plargon’s ruse would soon be coming to fruition; the hot lifeguard would be giving him mouth-to-mouth any minute now.
As a new ghost, she was still getting the hang of the whole flying thing, having already run into several laundry clotheslines on the way to her destination.
To Frodo’s dismay, he found that Sauron had had the foresight to build a decoy Mount Doom for just such a situation.
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