Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
With a new logo for the new year!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Mind Slash, Triskelion, Goblin Elite Infantry, and Identity Crisis!
If Kentra had bothered reading the instructions, she would have realized she was meant to comb the dye into her hair, not toss it indiscriminately at her head.
“The googly eyes and metal ‘teeth’ are a nice touch. I assume you’re trying to distract the enemy with laughter while the less stupid-looking robots attack from behind?” -Terence, the Sarcaster
“Speed is what makes these troops so elite; they can retreat from battle much faster than the regular infantry.”
“To join our ranks, one must be competitive. To be competitive, one must own the Power Nine. To own the Power Nine, one must forget what it’s like to have any money.” -Vintage player
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff