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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Green Energy Policies… or, uh, White

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Rule of Law, Worldfire, Mightstone, and Sharuum the Hegemon!


Rule of LawRule of Law:

“Okay, don’t tell the kha, but you know that ancient artifact of limitless wisdom? Yeah, we mostly just use it to warm our hands.” –Kha tribune













Fire spanning an entire world? Yawn. Wake me when you’ve got a universefire going.” –Jaya Ballard













Mightstone crushes scissors. Mightstone crumples paper, too. Also, Mightstone beats other Mightstones. Admittedly, the game has some design issues…










Sharuum the Hegemon

Sharuum the Hegemon:

“Oh mighty Sharuum, when is a door not a door? When it’s ajar… get it? No? Wow, tough crowd, tough crowd… So what’s the deal with airplane food?” –Tip Rando, struggling standup comic











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