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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Exuberant Firestoker, Touch of Vitae, Cursed Scroll, and Ambush Party!
Nintendo announced a voluntary recall of its latest 3DS after some users reported the device’s battery may overheat… slightly.
“Look, I never claimed to be a great henna tattoo artist… no refunds, by the way.”
Every time you open it, it becomes a coupon that expired yesterday.
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“All right, I know you hate surprise parties, but at least try to look happy when they jump out, okay?”
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