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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Gotta Catch ‘Em All (on Fire)

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Exuberant Firestoker, Touch of Vitae, Cursed Scroll, and Ambush Party!


Exuberant FirestarterExuberant Firestoker:

Nintendo announced a voluntary recall of its latest 3DS after some users reported the device’s battery may overheat… slightly.











Touch of Vitae

Touch of Vitae:

“Look, I never claimed to be a great henna tattoo artist… no refunds, by the way.”










Cursed Scroll

Cursed Scroll:

Every time you open it, it becomes a coupon that expired yesterday.










Ambush Party

Ambush Party:

“All right, I know you hate surprise parties, but at least try to look happy when they jump out, okay?”












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