Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Venser’s Journal, Ancestral Vision, Doomed Traveler, and Giant Strength!
Though mostly filled with angsty poetry about his dead parents, close scrutiny of the journal would also reveal the outline for a surprisingly explicit slash fic between himself and Karn.
“Look, with a single Photoshop layer, I can turn this unsellable dump into the hottest property on the market.” –Kaz Blart, real estate agent
On Innistrad, “That’s the spirit!” isn’t so much an utterance of encouragement as it is a simple declarative statement.
Overall, Lurthop enjoyed working at Kroger’s, but returning the shopping carts from the parking lot was by far the most tedious part of the job.
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