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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Extraneous Lighthouse Personnel

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Lighthouse Chronologist, Lens of Clarity, Blaze of Glory, and Conspiracy!

 

Lighthouse ChronologistLighthouse Chronologist:

“I have no idea why they hired a chronologist. When it gets dark, I turn on the damn light… end of story.” –Lighthouse keeper

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lens of Clarity

Lens of Clarity:

“… and as water vapor, it really opens up the pores and clears up stubborn wrinkles.” –Arel, the Avon Lady

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blaze of Glory

Blaze of Glory:

Here lies Ser Mundford. His selfless heroism bought his fleeing comrades an additional one-half of one second before they, too, were overrun.

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Conspiracy

Conspiracy:

On the day of the move, the magistrate was pleased to see how many of his goblin friends had come to help with the furniture. He was less pleased an hour later, after they had spent the whole time eating his pizza and goofing off on the couch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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