Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Wee Dragonauts, Myr Enforcer, Guile, and Sudden Demise!
“I resent that you think ‘wee’ implies we’re small and child-like. In fact, it’s part of our fearsome battlecry: ‘WEEEEEEEEEEEE!’”
“I don’t know which of our engineers designed the latest series of robots to have Dad Bods, but I want them fired… or promoted, I haven’t decided yet.”
In the reboot of its beloved video game series, Capcom radically redesigned many of the most popular Street Fighter characters, much to the dismay of longtime fans.
“Thank you for letting me know how he died. Could you… could you tell me what his last words were?”
“Uh, I think they were ‘No, no, and ahhhhhhhhhhh.’”
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