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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Still less emotionally traumatic than Toy Story 3

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.

On this Roundup: Elephant Resurgence, Nuisance Engine, Riddle of Lightning, and Lantern-Lit Graveyard!


Elephant ResurgenceElephant Resurgence:

An early cut of Dumbo tested very poorly with audiences, particularly with little children horrified by the scene in which Dumbo’s mother was resurrected as a zombie.










Nuisance Engine

Nuisance Engine:

Nuisance Engine, aka your mom whenever she asks you if you’ve met someone nice, yet.












Riddle of Lightning

Riddle of Lightning:

When ancient Greek playwrights wanted Zeus’ opinion of their latest tragedy, they’d simply hold the manuscript aloft to get his opinion.










Lantern-Lit Graveyard

Lantern-Lit Graveyard:

“Honestly, why do we even bother lighting these things every night? The only people that come here when it’s dark are those punk teenagers that knock over the headstones.”











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