Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: It That Betrays, Jace’s Erasure, Damping Field, and a special bonus Commander 2014 spoiler!
It That Betrays never had much luck with online dating services; most potential suitors have a smidge of trouble getting past the name.
Oddly enough, the only memory too powerful for Jace to wipe out was the agony of playing Standard while Mind Sculptor was still legal.
While slightly more cumbersome to apply than traditional deodorants, KNIFE body spray leaves armpits feeling dry and smelling great.
Bonus Commander 2014 Spoiler!
As the unstoppable wave coursed ever closer, Rufith realized that he was about to live the secret fantasy of every 80’s kid: To die drowning in Hi-C Ecto Cooler.
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