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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – e(ldrazi)Harmony

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: It That Betrays, Jace’s Erasure, Damping Field, and a special bonus Commander 2014 spoiler!


It That Betrays:

It That Betrays never had much luck with online dating services; most potential suitors have a smidge of trouble getting past the name.










Jace’s Erasure:

Oddly enough, the only memory too powerful for Jace to wipe out was the agony of playing Standard while Mind Sculptor was still legal.










Damping Field:

While slightly more cumbersome to apply than traditional deodorants, KNIFE body spray leaves armpits feeling dry and smelling great.










Bonus Commander 2014 Spoiler!

Wave of Vitriol:

As the unstoppable wave coursed ever closer, Rufith realized that he was about to live the secret fantasy of every 80’s kid: To die drowning in Hi-C Ecto Cooler.








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