Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
On this Roundup: Initiates of the Ebon Hand, Aysen Bureaucrats, and Moroii
“Hey, buddy, my eyes are up—oh, right.”
In the Aysen council chambers, puffy shirts generally denote greater political influence; the theory is that it gives the wearer more room to hide bribes.
♫ When the life leaves your eye, and you curl up and die, that’s a Moroii. ♫
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