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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Earning Them Mardi Gras Beads

Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Initiates of the Ebon Hand, Aysen Bureaucrats, and Moroii

 

 Initiates of the Ebon Hand:

“Hey, buddy, my eyes are up—oh, right.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aysen Bureaucrats:

In the Aysen council chambers, puffy shirts generally denote greater political influence; the theory is that it gives the wearer more room to hide bribes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moroii:

♫ When the life leaves your eye, and you curl up and die, that’s a Moroii. ♫

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 Comments

  1. Miguel
    September 16, 2014 at 11:16 pm | Permalink

    Lost it at the Moroii one

    • September 16, 2014 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

      Thanks. True story, I got the idea because I had just watched Walk Hard, a John C. Reilly movie. It features what is easily the most hilariously awful cover of “That’s Amore” you will ever hear.

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