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Peculiar Flavor Roundup – Earning Them Mardi Gras Beads

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Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!

Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.

On this Roundup: Initiates of the Ebon Hand, Aysen Bureaucrats, and Moroii

 

 Initiates of the Ebon Hand:

“Hey, buddy, my eyes are up—oh, right.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aysen Bureaucrats:

In the Aysen council chambers, puffy shirts generally denote greater political influence; the theory is that it gives the wearer more room to hide bribes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moroii:

♫ When the life leaves your eye, and you curl up and die, that’s a Moroii. ♫

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 Comments

  1. Miguel
    September 16, 2014 at 11:16 pm | Permalink

    Lost it at the Moroii one

    • September 16, 2014 at 11:46 pm | Permalink

      Thanks. True story, I got the idea because I had just watched Walk Hard, a John C. Reilly movie. It features what is easily the most hilariously awful cover of “That’s Amore” you will ever hear.

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