Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Teferi’s Drake, Price of Glory, Staff of the Death Magus, and Electryte!
“… And as if flying their skyship straight through my birthday party wasn’t bad enough, then they started throwing dried prunes at our heads. Unbelievable.” –Teferi’s drake
As of this writing, TCG mid for Glory is $1.25…
[Editor’s Note: … And even cheaper on Cardshark.com a better way to buy and sell, aww, you know the rest.]
“No refunds! So what if the bones came from a guy with a slight case of scoliosis? The staff still works perfectly fine.”
Thanks to their notoriously imprecise defibrillators, paramedics in Shiv have about a 50/50 chance of either saving your life or cooking your heart to a nice medium-rare.
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*Guarantee only applies to smart, good-looking people that are cool and good at stuff