Welcome to the Peculiar Flavor Roundup!
Every day at Peculiar Flavor, we bring you rejected flavor text from some of your “favorite” Magic cards. Whether it’s a visual joke, an absurd one-liner, or a response to the real flavor text, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh.* Each Monday on the Roundup, you’ll get to see a few of last week’s, ah… best entries.
As a quick note, in addition to the URL above, Peculiar Flavor can now be found at FlavorText.LOL. It goes to the exact same site, I just thought it’d be fun to have a dedicated domain name.
On this Roundup: Thraben Purebloods, Chartooth Cougar, Glacial Wall, and Rise from the Grave!
“… also, I only feel comfortable pooping when they’re pooping. Oh, and, I sometimes hear the dogs’ voices in my head. In conclusion, no, your honor, I don’t believe I pose a danger to myself or the public.”
Cougar hunting season begins the first weekend in June. It ends when the last cougar hunter’s remains have been returned to their family.
“Okay, bad news first. You’ve built the wall on a sand dune, so the enemy can pretty much just dig underneath it with their hands. The good news, they probably won’t bother since the damn thing’s going to melt in a few hours anyway.”
“Aiming necromantic spells is harder than it looks. You know it took me a dozen tries to resurrect the dragon and not one of the millions of dead bacteria in its intestines?” –Liliana Vess
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